Which Translation of Your Weird Russian Book Should I Read?

I talk about Russian books heaps, but I read them in Russian lol! Which translation should you, my non-Russophone friend, pick up? Refer to this definitive one hundred percent correct guide. All opinions stated here are correct. I am a passport-carrying Russian so you are not allowed to argue. Sorry I don't make the rules!!!


The Brothers Karamazov by Fyedor Mikhailovich Dostovevsky

Read Pevear & Volokhonsky's. I know people grumble about some of their work, but their Brothers K is killer! It's sloppy and musical just like Dostoyevsky's Russian.

Avoid MacDuff's translation, he is the new Penguin guy. I didn't mind his Isaac Babel (he did a good Red Cavalry but a humourless Odessa Tales, that should tell you something about his style) but MacDuff's Brothers Karamazov is yuck, dry like sand, you won't enjoy it unless you're a boring lit grad student or something. Sorry Mister MacDuff!!

Master and Margarita by Mikhail Buglakov

Look you'll probably enjoy any of the translations but the best translation is Burgin & O'Connor

Quiet Flows the Don by Mikhail Sholokhov

The correct answer is Robert Daglish. His translation is unabridged and also good. There is one by Stephen Garry floating around, probably more popular, but it's abridged. Yuuuck.

At this point I will let you into the dark secret of the Russians: nobody reads Volume II. I am not sure if this is terrible (apparently also no-one reads the "Or" of Kierkegaard's "Either/Or" ? that seems like missing the point), apparently it's mostly troop movements and anyway the end of Volume I is so good.

Moscow-Petushki by Venedikt Yerofeyev

This has heaps of translations, with varying names ("Moscow Circles","Moscow to the End of the Line", jeez guys just call it "Moscow-Petushki")... ! I read half of the H.W. Tjalsma one ("Moscow to the End of the Line") and it wasn't amazing.

BUT! There's this English-language doco on the book (it's great), in this doco they read out loud from the book & it's quite well-transalted. But I am not certain what translation it's taken from! Check this out, the famous "spiritual life / graphing colleagues' alchoholism" part, here.

I did some "internet search engine" work (i.e. I searched for the first line from the reading) which suggested to me it's Moscow Circles translated by Dorrell. If you do read or have read this one, drop me a line and tell me what you think!!! drei at dreicafe dot com

Anything by Pushkin

Don't bother, read Shakespeare or move to St Petersburg.

A note on Constance Garnett's' Tosloy & Dostoyevsky etc translations

Most of the free transations for the Russian classics on Project Guternberg aren't great, Constance Garnett did lots of them and thank you Constance Garnett for often being the first translator for a book but they are so wonky — apparently (according to a web-page I saw on the internet) she'd just make up entire sentences when she didn't know the meaning of something she read. lol Constance!